Happy new year & wishing all cpku member all the best in coming year.
FL,DRN,OT,LF,BF,OKK,VW,CST,DRK,AY,PT and many more new member..................
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posted by LimCheeHwa @ 5:21 PM
Thursday, December 28, 2006
Happy new year & wishing all cpku member all the best in coming year.
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一年之计在于春.
2007将会是个不平凡的一个年头.
希望新的一年里,大家会更加努力.
希望大家能把自己找回来,为将来而奋斗.
要不的话,captain要找saikong来救救你们.会长也准备了HLK圣符来抢救众生.
请大家不要再........哎!!!!!
SK&CO 希望贵公司能研发新产品来帮帮大家......SK2的货源已被LLL垄断了....
17th Dec. ”来来来，再喝一杯，干了吧！”这是队长在蓝山酒廊唱的‘何日君再来”。 多麽的震撼人心。 多响亮的歌声啊。气势磅礴！
被骗了！ 被猪哥亮骗了！说什麽人间天堂， 都是退货品。还好队长的是 No. 1 的。Otherwise have to take a Bus or Taxi to go back if he "TUAk" not to send us back.
However, Luckly also we dont have to use "HLK符". Can reserve more for 311.
22nd Jan 1440hrs;
有没有人可提供“HLK符”? 蓝山酒廊is 17th Jan but wrongly written as Dec.. sorry sorry
Our CIO has achieved the greatest record and I dont think anyone can beat him, at least for the whole year of 2007... Just to share with the members, he got NTTL and NSSL twin record; Night time (1st nite) he saw NTTL but morning he touches "pillow", 2nd night he became "Master" and morning he touches only "Bed Sheet - FLATTTTT".
Today lunch time 'Superman' was asking about last week, remind me and 猪哥亮 on captain's ‘热情的沙漠’. What a hot and crazy atmosphere..........
By the way, CIO = 华哥 and he has big investment on cosmetics product especially on "Facial Care" range.
Thru our great effort, continuous improvement in conducting "Research & Development", applying of Michael Porter's 5 forces marketing strategies and 琮瑶小说的片段，finally, 华哥will be launching his All New SK-III (SK-3) Facial Care produrt and he has choosen 311 as his lucky day for launching. Please do not crash with him..... Veryyyyyyyy Strongggggggg!!!!!!
人不可貌相．这是我过去两天的感想．高山也会是平原，浅溪也会有深崖．
猪哥亮旧地再见知己．念念不忘．
会长忙着国与国之间的交流．文化大使．孙子兵法称之＂伐交＂．由中华文化到暹罗礼义，他都很拿手．
Captain心甘情愿的享受大地回春．
Forgot to introduce our new member of the year.
猪哥亮=ZGL=good drinker,handsome(as he claimed himself that all the time in front CB),tua pao sen (as he claimed the forest have what we want). He also awarded by chairman & captain to lead the team-mate conquer main land on 311.
校长=x-zhang=the only outstation member,crazy CB & golf. A real talent not station in Klang valley (this proven by his border pass which is no empty space for official to stamp)
好兄弟=HXD=1st game 1st runner-up, 2nd game also 1st, but is from the back. He is a real " 好兄弟" in KTV, can sing, can drink & very very Gui...hantu
Yes, i forgot to complaint to the board that F1 is mata merah about our capability, he said that we r not BF or PT. 4x9=36.
I strongly recommend that F1 have noted into the file for punishment. otherwise he have to prove it himself that he is better than BF & PT.
I suggest that he have to surrender SK-2 or forfeit SK-2. Unless he can turn up to the board on 311.
良心23 称HXD为刘备, He is part-time selling 保险 or 保险套? Only he hmself or F1 can tell...
OKK, LLL phone bill went sky high... mai kei-kei la.. if chinchai-chinchai later LLL also dissappear or 'GASAK' by someone else..
Good news just received from oven, we have (AFTA 9+1) now.. PT just confirmed for 311 and Captain is requesting 300 deposit from him.
now we 2 products, SK-II & DUNLOP PILLOW.
Please listen to my VALUEABLE advice:
When someone tells you '这茶怎麽喝？喝别的吗！’
DONT EVER REPLY "WHY-NOT", if you do so, then you will falls into “这陷阱,这陷阱,偏我遇上。" .....
亚利狮，不要再生产SK-2了．因为五公升的货用完了．我也唯有代他完成这个使命，由于版权的问题，不能再用SK-2，新产品将取名SK-3.
新产品将在311正式发布．希望各位伐友能热烈地出席此盛会．
另外，请各位伐友不要听信猪哥亮的话．北伐之后，我就会有很多对手卖Dunlop pillow.
如果大家有任何疑问，请查询drn，因为他信ZGL，因此ArmKan．
latest new from the net, F1 r very ArmKan of absent not join us for 311.
Don't ever challenge captain for beer or hard drink, because he is unbeatable.
Don't invite drn for teh tarik, he will ask u "why not" to do something else........
Don't pour coke to CM any more, he said no beer or liqueur no "high".
Don't ever forget to invite F1 for going northern or main land, he will help us producing SK-2, but currently he can only producing "angin". Because his stock is running low & will be finish anytime.(only 5 litres mah!)
Update of 311, the CPKU going to main land as following:
captain, chairman drn, treasurer OT, superman PT, ZGL, CM(wuhan), VM, X-zhang(xiao hui), LF twin, HXD (ktv superstar) & me.
Other cpku member whose r AK. such as SK-2 F1, super BF & LLL.
To be fair to those r AK, pls call their name whenever u r high.
instead of bring along SaiKong, for cost down, drn voluntarily prepare HLK符 for everybody. pls submit ur 8 number for him to prepare an accurate符 . whoever fail to do that, pls report to captain before depart from main land on 317 or 319. He try to send ur CB to HL or HLK.
Bon Voyage!!!Selamat Jalan......
Jan 25 1335hrs:
Big mistake of leaking information out toooo early on our Blog...
CIO might need to change his whole plan and re-name his new products because of 猪哥亮!
Most likely will be SK-4 now.
保重，华哥！！！
26th Jan 2007.
Date day.....
ZGL流着眼泪上机了。。。单身匹马流浪到他地。这还不要紧，身负重任，除了要找CB，DJ，MM，还要找三三，四四，粉丝，LL，SK-2，SK-3。。。。
唉！真难为他了。。。。
如果会长，OT没变卦，他们就会帮他解决七七，八八的难题。。。。
也因为计划不如变化快，CM原本的算盘也打不响了。。。唯有AK。。。。
还有CAPTAIN要给大家一个忠告，请不要听信“酒后吐真言”这句话。。。。
千错万错都是我的错, 在此向全体会员致以万二分的歉意.
CM, 对不起 让你空欢喜了一场..
华哥, 对不起 让你牺牲了睡眠时间以致未能如愿的和我们一起享受'鱼露',(太睏了)
OT, 对不起 还要让你不能如愿的解压而要祈祷上市别和311撞期..
以后, 我会小心翼翼和三四(思)五六而后行的表达提议. 要不然, 很多小孩子们都会'有一个影变一个子'的立即行动计划而不知有时'计划不如变化快'.. 况且, 如华哥所言, 老虎在前(狐假虎威)所讲的话未可尽信.. SORRY..SORRY..
....昨晚, 猪哥亮从'肛门'特意的打电话报告(夸耀)在祖国取西经和很多(6位)牛魔女共唱KTV.. 让我感触良深及又深表遗憾的让CM,华哥和OT AK....
订正！订正！非小孩子们而饥渴男也！
好脸的ZGL，６VS１。自演自导的六山对一。好精彩的一幕，MM，CB和ZGL各自拥有一对山，刚好成六。在加上ZGL的鸟。答案就有了。。。。
其实会长不必太内疚。。。。命里有时终虽有，命里无时莫强求。。。。
居然大家都对国与国之间的交流有不同程度的贡献，那么就不急著一时。
我深信CPKU的会员不会记恨会长“老虎”的错。反正来日方长，我们还可以慢慢地交流。。。也许错有错著，要不然５公升在短期内用完了，到时会长也帮不了你了。。。
新年到了﹐ 祝大家恭喜發財﹐新年快樂﹐身體建康﹐萬事如意﹐心想事成﹐馬到成功﹐合家平安﹐東成西就。
另外再祝﹐迎新送舊﹐國泰民安﹐萬里長城﹐新陳代謝﹐好好做人﹐中年生多多精子。
最後願大家多為祖國出力﹐為我們親愛的人民服務﹐讓我們為她們創造美好的時光。
大家說好不好﹖
2/2/07 1128hrs
ZGL 终于满身伤痕累累的回来了. 虽然疲惫不堪但是脸上又充满了了不起的神色, 一定是偷腥又不懂擦嘴, 危险危险! 华哥,多多保重了.
可怜队长还在耶加达为生活奔波而正在逐洞的追赶着球入洞, 唯此洞非ZGL玩之洞也...看得出队长有些AK...
CPKU的"尾牙"也决定于二月十五(星期四)晚7.00PM于兰花大哥处举行. 会员们请踊跃报名及出席. 你的决定将为本会增光不少...
会长,队长,华哥,猪哥亮,F1,主席,兰花大哥,SUPERMAN,2x9-0,DRK,LF,好兄弟,OT,VM,Jason,LLL,等等...
对了,"尾牙"时也将顺便举办311紧急会议讨论以通过修改本会的章程.那就是会员不可擅自离队,也不可有人在祖国接机.若冒犯条规就地正法HLK...
经过了去年的大团拜之后,cpku的会员越来越成熟了,越来越有意思了。经过祖国洗礼之后，大家都脱胎换骨＝神采飞扬。只要有CB的地方，就会有cpku....
为了311，ZGL牺牲了shell我，成全大家。他回来了。。。不知牺牲多少个33，44，粉丝，SK-2，MM及CB来完成大业。。。。可怜的他，用有限的shell来换其成为cpku的入会资格。。。
虽然他入会了，但是，他的将来会很痛苦。只能听和分享其他cpku高谈议论CB的。。。爱与痕。。。因为他的5 Litres is finished。。。哈哈hahahaha.....
还有，请会长莫过于担心他给我“green hat”。因为这个“tai z kong”现在两袋空空只能喷气而已，如事情依你所言，CM已经答应接手SK-2了。。。
现在我才知道F1除了盛产SK-2之外，他的文学造就也蛮厉害。。。我想，不如cpku请他为311写作，以让本会的故事更能发扬光大。。。反正他不能去，让他AK得更加“kau lat”。。。
215，请大家准时入席。。。我们将会有“lucky draw”。。。神秘礼物。。。
to all member, i just finished 1st for tonight golf challenge.
I do have some comments for the game. Don't sms the member during the game (Hui Zhang sms to me during the game) indirectly I lost my game.....hahaha, at least someone or something to be blame...
I request Hui Zhang to DQ SK-2 brothers & co, 海洋 for argue of the handicap issue during the dinner.....perhaps there r not aware that so stupid to play so low handicap.....paying the same amount of money but play less...hahaha....not like me....brother of Park Joo Bong...Park Ki Kun....
Ngong Tua Tai.....must look for value for money mah....
Important notice to all member, please do not listen to HXD about the happening in the town, he will bring u to "Hollan". if u wanna to have a drink, get H2O. If u wanna to have a fun, why not!!!
二月十号：12.15pm
山雨欲来风满搂！
真是服了猪哥亮的料事如神！
他预料了一定会刮大风，本以为5点下雨就不能开波，那晓得原来是刮“低风” ，都在争低“Handicap".
过年了，大家快来高高兴兴的迎接新一年的到来，和和气气的准备衣锦还乡回祖国，为人民服务。。。记得那里还有我们的 LLL, SK-2, TwinTower, 武汉，33, 44, 粉丝，徐洋， Bah Kua'肉干', 陈水扁， 麻将嫂，接机HLK,,,等等。等等。。 别再伤和气了，要不然就叫 LLKong 和 Lin华大哥 来调解了。
HXD 介绍在花蝴蝶喝花老虎肯定是骗局咯。很失望的还是被他骗了。。。除了OKK之外，因为这是他的处男下海。
LCW is right, High(saw hai ke hai)handicap is more worth it, Park Ki Kun is good to hear. I think Ling Kun,Park Joo Bong's Cousin, is better.
High(HAI=CB) is always good to talk and play. We talk HAI-TIGHT(高潮)，everybody laugh but when someone talk low tight, take 550+HLK.
祝大家,萬里長城﹐新陳代謝﹐为国争光，高尔夫球。
Sorry, can not continue writing, must go pangsai.
２００７年２月１５日：
各位参与今天狗年总决赛的cpku，请大家尽情的表现．会长说：好＆不好都不用吃＂狗吃＂的．．．
今天F1可以过河了．因为他今早作了功课，TIGER-NA会让他过河．．．
新年新希望，今天参赛的目标是见猪杀猪，见酒喝酒，见HXD就让＂最后的冠军＂给他．．．
F1，会长，海洋，队长及其他人的龙争虎斗．．．将会在＂LAST-TEETH＂时得到年度总冠军，神秘礼物一份．．．花落谁家，就在今天．．．．
祝大家＂心想事成＂
15th Feb 1015hrs
F1真的可以为我们执笔写‘我们的故事’。就好比“大丈夫”电影。因为他每次都喜欢‘滂赛’也有很多‘赛’故事。
很高兴得悉CM已从武汉解脱，可以更上一层楼了。但可别高兴得太早，因为视野阔了危机也更大了，请好自‘慰’之！
总决赛终於落幕了．
荣誉会员们穿上了cpku的制服，风雨无阻的争取狗年杯．结果当然是狗主人＂淫＂啦．．．ZGL唯有等猪年发威啰！！！
F1再次证明了他的能耐及实力．卫冕十八洞．但是，他将失去卫冕他心爱的十九洞及SK-2．．．因为３１１他过不了河．．．现在他的心情很挣扎及难受．．．还好CM安慰他及答应成为他的三弟，他，眼红红的破涕而笑．．．唱着他的＂世上只有SK-2好＂，好兄弟．．．
ZGL及HXD也找到了替身，＂军冠＂落在小弟弟Ｊ身上．
球打完了．．．酒马上到．．．．
兰花大哥精心安排了满＂汉＂全席，美味及丰富的＂LAST-TEETH＂加上美酒．我在此向他说声＂谢谢＂．
没有CB的满汉加上强烈的灯光，cpku们都像是失去了方向．搞到门也被拆了．．．
在这儿，不到１２点就回家，还要开车，想起来还是祖国好．．．不到３点也不罢休，还可以骑＂马＂回．．．
２２FEB２００７
回来了．．．．
愿大家，猪年行好运．．．．．
倒数３１１还有１７天，心情好紧张．．．．
希望大家都准备好啦！！！！
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不知我们的CIO作什么澜, 把我们的部落格搞到不能上网而未能再把我们的活动让猪友们(猪年)分享.
快点弄好让大家吱渣一番吗.
还有三天就回祖国了,猪友们记得要回馈祖国,为人民服务哦.
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